Baby Logic (Week 9)

So our baby is now 2 months old and I have been honored to have a front row seat to her mannerisms and well it has been interesting.  One thing that makes me laugh is the fact that babies think they know what is best for themselves when in all actuality it is the opposite.  I have learned as I spend more time with my daughter that she makes absolutely no sense!!  She wants one thing to only seconds later no longer want it, she wants to be held, then cries when you pick her up.  Well maybe she isn' that crazy as I have had adults be the same way.  Anyway I picked my top two illogical situations of a baby or what appears to happen with babies in two areas you spend most of your time on: sleep and food.
 
Oh by the way if you haven't guessed it, babies don't use logic.





Sleep
Baby: (screams)
Parents: What's wrong?
Baby: I"m TIRED!
Parents: Okay, well then let's put you down for a nap.
Baby: NO, I don't want to take a nap because I am too TIRED!
Parents: Well let's pick you up and rock you to help you fall asleep.
Baby: I said I'm TOO TIRED TO TAKE A NAP!
Parents:  (Pick baby up to help them go to sleep)

Baby:  I don't want to take a NAP!

30 seconds later baby is out

Parents: Told you.

Food:
Baby: Give me food, I'm hungry.
Parents:  You just ate and we need to wait a little bit between feedings
Baby: No I want food now.
Parents:  Now you know that you can't handle more food, remember you barfed it all up last time.
Baby: Don't care give me food

(Parents give her food)

Barrrrrrrf

Baby: You're Welcome: that was for the nap!

The End~